Self Image Checkout

Have you ever tried to find pants with four legs at the Llam O’ Rama? Not easy. It can be a bit daunting when it seems like the other animals slip into any old pair. Fortunately, every llama carries the sprirt of invention, innovation and inspriation with them. You can find an alpaca who doesn’t need their pants anymore because they are going on a pilgrimage to the Himilayas and purchased a one-way ticket to naked-town. You can trade two legged jumpers with a couple kangaroos and stitch them together. Think of how stretchy they’ll be. You can 3D print your llama pants. It’s a thing. Truly, it doesn’t matter how you come to dawn your trousers. Herein lies the wisdom of your four legged slacks, llama. Your pants will only ever be outside of your self. They won’t be who you are, who you can be, or who you will be.

They are just your pants.